Wicked wisdom
25.02.2009
15 °C
Our time here in New Zealand is drawing to a close, another leaving. Tomorrow we plan on crossing Arthur's pass which connects the West coast with the town of Christ Church from where we take a plane on our Saturday February 28, a day before Conway’s Saturday.
It is with mixed feelings I am saying goodbye to New Zealand. While excited to go west once again and see Australia, it is with sadness in my heart I let go of a country which so resonates with the core of my soul’s being. These past two days were spent once again very close to the beach by the township of Hokitika and with the windows safely open again, we were able to sleep with the lull of the surf instead of pounding rain. While drying out our soggy boots and clothes from the glacier hikes, we walked the solitary beach for hours, picking up the most amazing jewels from the sand, jade in its most natural unpolished state can still be found here and called Greenstone translated from the Maori ‘s name for the stone, Pounamu. In Hokitika one can see the artists at work, polishing and carving the jade.
If asked, we will say that it was the Southern Island which captured our heart even more. Colder? Absolutely, no doubt and there was no more ocean or lake swimming here but its beauty, while stark, is unspoiled and with a population of less than a million one can enjoy without sharing. Add to that the fewer cars riding our rear since I still refuse to drive a 100km there where it should not be driven. It was on the South Island I saw the smartest traffic sign in New Zealand. It was a 100km sign but it had a large red dot in the middle with a saying next to it.
“It is not a target, drive to condition”. Thank you and I full heartedly agree. Other wise sayings came from the rear of the other Wicked Camper vans on the road. There are many here and on Monday a wicked camper is waiting for us in Sydney, Australia. I am posting some of the wicked wisdoms, and withholding those which may be too offensive for some but by request can be sent by e-mail.
-If at first you don’t succeed skydiving ain’t for you-
-I do not suffer of insanity, I enjoy every minute of it-
-Thou shall not steal, God is watching you, you thieving bastard-
-Man who stands on toilet is high on pot-
-I have a strong will but a weak won’t-
-I say no to drugs, they just don’t listen-
-Money is the root of all evil and man needs roots-
-Blessed are the cracked, they let in the light-
-When women go wrong men go right after them-
-You are making progress when each mistake is a new one-
-The early bird may get the worm but it is the second mouse that gets the cheese-
-How young can one die of old age-
-I’m often in hot water, I think it keeps me clean-
-Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got it-
I am sure that Australia’s wicked campers have their own wisdom and more may follow next month.
Wisdom was learned through the new sounds we heard this past month. Our very first can only be described as the release one hears when playing pin ball and setting the ball loose. That is the sound one hears in Auckland , Wellington and now Christchurch when suddenly all traffic stops, from every direction at intersections and for about 30 seconds after hearing this distinct releasing PING, an institutionalized , organized jay walking starts. Not a mere crossing from one corner to the next but diagonal. I loved hearing the sound, its release for freedom for the many walkers in the big New Zealand cities and felt like skipping across these busy intersections, accompanying the sound with a good laugh. While neither of us are city dwellers, Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch were manageable and fun with lots to see and do.
The sound of birds accompanied us throughout. Beach walks were shared with seagulls and birds whose sound and appearance I did not recognize. Especially during our Milford Track we learned lots about the birds native only to New Zealand and its wet-lands. Ross, one of the knowledgeable hut guides shared that years ago, in the late 1980’s the department of conservation wanted to get rid of the increasing numbers of rabbits in the wetlands and introduced the stoat, a weasel type of rat who, once brought to New Zealand decided to forego the chase of the rabbits for dinner and instead went for the easy prey, eggs of the ground nesting birds, like the blue duck and Weka’s. Within years these birds became sparse and now there is an intense trapping to rid the wetlands from the stoats, not native there and let the birds restore. One of the hikers asked the ranger why nothing is done about the sandflies, his reply;” That is how we keep the tourist population under control”. Nature left alone knows harmony. Depending on the region, we heard cicadas chirp to a volume not achieved on even the sultriest Arkansas summer night and buzzing of flies in swarms that made me run fast down the mountain only to learn that the monster flies are harmless and running down a mountain is not. The bleating of sheep, especially when I lost the trail and decided to go through their meadow for a short cut.
The many, many languages heard spoken while out on the tracks or visiting the towns. There are some which stand out. One was during the Tongariro Alpine crossing when 3 km before the trail’s end, at the sign stating this, a young man hiking with two others looked at his watch and said in Dutch” We are only one minute behind schedule. We can make this up”. Schedule? We are here on the most beautiful hike and it is timed? No wonder I have trouble living in Maui time, it is in my blood. The last 3km on the hike , I intentionally slowed way down, added stops to look around and give nature time instead of making time…..with the result I missed the shuttle bus by 4 minutes. On that same hike I traveled for a while with a woman close to my age, from Los Angeles. We both were huffing and puffing up the red crater wall and afterwards while resting on top sharing there where we were from. Upon hearing I was from Arkansas she remarked that she could not understand why one would want to live there so I climbed on my Arkansas high horse describing the beauty of the state I now call home. I stopped though and asked her if she had ever set foot there, which she had not. My next question was if she put her own blinders on or always let others do it for her. Our paths parted soon after. The nights in the bunk-huts on the Milford Track where around us we heard spoken Hebrew, Chinese, French, German, Dutch, Japanese , Norwegian as well as many different forms of English but when a hiker entered or left the bunk room too slow, in unison it was yelled in a language understood for all
” Shut door fast. No let in #^#@* black sandflies". We learned that snoring crosses all language barriers including sound and it is smart to have earplugs with you when sharing a bunk hut with 40 tired men and women. They may even muffle the sound of our own snoring. BTW, we finally found the repellant needed for sandflies in a small town called Okarito, simply named Okarito Sandfly repellant and it is a mixture of Citronella and sweet almond oil and smells suspiciously like Avon’s Skin so Soft but it oh so works.
The New Zealand ...f-sound was a new one to learn. No, not offensive but we were not aware that here when the W is followed by an H it is not the sound of our WHat or WHere instead the WH is pronounced as an f. This is very important knowledge when one is asking for directions to places like Whangerei, Whananaki or Whanganui since the nice man whom you are asking directions from upon hearing WHangerei will look you in the eye and say he has never heard of that place while you may be only minutes away.
The sound of an avalanche while hiking through Fiordland. Suddenly amidst absolute stillness we heard the loud clap of thunder with no clouds in the sky and understood the reason of the many signs advising us not to stop at certain places. Avalanches do happen here year around and the damaging results can be seen in Fiordland and while traveling through the Southern Alps.
Above all we will take the sound of water, heard in so many forms . The gentle lapping of the waves while walking along an endless beach and watching the snow covered peak of Mount Cook in the not too far distance. Bubbling brooks and the heavy streams we crossed after the rainfalls. Waterfalls throughout, rain’s amazing award. Violent surf which surfers dressed like penguins in their wetsuits do brave. Never before have I drank water directly from streams and known it to be safe and pure, cleansed only by the moss on the rocks from which it comes crashing down. Refreshing Alpine water at the great drinking temperature of 4 C degrees, I am not sure if I can go back to chlorinated, treated water.
When all is said and done though, describing all the great wonders nature has to offer here, from the soft rolling meadows and gracious Alps, the glaciers, waterfalls and always the sea nearby, New Zealand’s greatest asset is its people. Their conservatism comes through in the great care they give to their country, its beauty and protecting its natural resources.
Years ago, when I first moved to the US I was employed as the swim coach for a local YWCA. There was a small, six -year old girl on the team who was very anxious to enter her first swim meet and against my instinct, I did not feel she was prepared; I entered her in a meet. The big day came and she jumped in to swim her one pool length. I walked it, step by step on the deck, very close by and ready to jump in if needed and I came near doing so a couple of times while she slowly labored to the other side, embarrassingly behind all the other young swimmers. When she finally reached the other side and pulled herself up and out she looked behind her in the now empty pool and elated jumped up and down cheering “ Hurrah, I am the last one to win” .
I saw joyful living then and I see it here in New Zealand where one cares for their neighbor with honesty and humor intact. While in Franz Josef Glacier where indeed it had rained for three days straight I heard the woman in front of me at the Department of Conservation ask the ranger what one does in Franz Josef when it rains. His answer “You put on your raincoat, see the glacier and smile”.
As I have seen here on a card with the earth placed upside down while right side up
“When everything goes ‘arse up’ NZ’ers come out on top.
Tomorrow we plan to see the sights in Christchurch and eat once more a New Zealand meat pie. Another piece of good advice from our brother-in-law Bob who told us to stop and stop often for a scrumptious, flaky pie and the New Zealanders have surpassed the English here and do not limit these to steak and kidney fililngs. Together with an apple these pies have made many great meals for us here.
Apopo until Australia,
KO main kai atu ko maru kai mai ka ngohengohe: Give as well as take and all is well.
Tom and Els
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